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If you'd told me you wanted cum in your mouth, I'd have stuck to my tits and not asked

Climbing on abandoned sites? Sooner or later you're gonna end up on someone's dick

My sister's calling for help? I'm not gonna miss it, I'm gonna pull down her pants 😏

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Since you already spilled it, check out my TikTok videos

I checked the asshole with my fingers — the hole works, you can insert it without lubrication

Said I had a fucking great dick, and I came so hard I was cramping

The wind lifted the girls' skirts, and the butts lifted all the dicks around

Buddy, you got a big dick? Oh, come and fuck me, the guy can't

That's the kind of FUCKING gift I made for my girlfriend, and for myself as well

Make her guilty and then offer to make it up to her — it works

Instead of a report, the secretary took off her panties and put herself on the table

Son, you go on a date and you don't know where to come? There's a hole right there

"Only boobs can save!" — fortune teller saves client's marriage

Just a hint of sex — she's already on my dick. That's how she pumped her ass

Installed Windows on your computer and a dick in your neighbor's pussy — not for free

Honey, did you get in my ass by any chance? It's kind of nice, actually

Do you like girls with shapes? One of them is just short of a dick

They come to visit and take turns fucking — let's do it in two holes at once

You can't get away with one blowjob, you have to give a creampie for New Year's Eve, no less

Man, why did you invite me home? So fuck me, don't get distracted

I'll show my breasts and stand up, just let me sleep over at my friend's place

What did you slip me, bitch? I have a wife, don't fuck me